Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide:

You are walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock 40 cal. and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrats answer:

Well, that is not enough information to answer the question.
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway? And what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content to just wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing.
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

Republicans answer:

BANG!

Rednecks answer:

BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!click....
(sounds of reloading)
BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!click...
Daughter:"Nice grouping, Daddy, were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son:"You got him pop. Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife:"You are not taking that to the taxidermist!"


This is not to offend anyone (DAD) but just a little funny to get you through!